What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 27.06.2025 00:09
Nuts and Butts
Next, they tried...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
How do I develop the patience to read books?
Everyone loved it.
Just Forget it!
Catatonics & High Colonics
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
So, the docs changed it to read
Thumbs down again.
Does centrifugal force teach us about gravity?
No, not a chance
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Freaks and Cheeks
A New Law of Nature Attempts to Explain the Complexity of the Universe - WIRED
No go.
Still no good.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Minds and Behinds
They put up a sign reading
No way
Then came..
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Unacceptable again!
What are the pros and cons of arranged marriages?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Hysterias & Posteriors
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
What was something you did naughty with your cousin?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
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Still no good
Why do almost all the girls on Quora look beautiful?
Another attempt resulted in ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Trump slams Russia's Medvedev for claiming countries will give Iran nuclear warheads - CNBC
share office space ...
So they tried
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Loons and Moons
What is the most eccentric thing you own? How did you get it?